i'm shy.

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[x] I cry a lot. 
[ ] I go to local shows.
[/] I wear black everyday (not all black)
[ ] I write sad poetry. 
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[/] I think about suicide or death often. (death because it scares me)
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals. 
[ ] My myspace/Facebook pics are black or white or angled. 
[ ] I wear many band shirts. 
[ ] No one understands me. 
[x] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk. 
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black 
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes. 
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'. 
Total: 5

NERD 
[x] I have straight A's.
[ ] I wear glasses. 
[x] I always do my homework and study. 
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. 
[x] Computer games. 
[x] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] I have a bedtime. (yea but i never fall asleep then)
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[x] I bring my lunch to school. 
[ ] I always follow the rules. 
[x I'm shy around the opposite sex. (I'M SHY AROUND ANYONE)
[x] I'm always on the computer. 
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar. 
[x] I read a lot. 
[x] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total: 13

REBEL
[ ] I always speak my mind.
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[ ] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! 
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors. (i just dress normally)
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite. 
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures. (depends on who and how much I respect them)
[ ] I always break the rules. 
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people. (sometimes i enjoy it)
[x] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[ ] I don't give a shit what people think of me. 
[x] If I watch a shitty movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'. 
[ ] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken. 
Total: 4

JOCK
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams. 
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability. 
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys. 
[ ] School Spirit 
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time 
[ ] I'm muscular. 
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day. 
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[ ] I eat a lot. 
[ ] I'm egotistical. 
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades. 
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table. 
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games. 
[ ] I'm very athletic 
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] play at least 3 different sports.
Total: 0

COMEDIAN
[x] I'm funny. 
[x] I'm always making jokes. 
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh. 
[x] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith. 
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything. 
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot 
[x] I'm sarcastic. 
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[x] I pull lots of pranks. 
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[x] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong. 
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody. 
[x] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly. 
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 10

SHY
[x] I don't have a lot of friends. 
[x] I don't talk too much. 
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[x] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[x] People have told me I need to talk more. 
[x] I look down when I walk. 
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties. 
[x] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[x] I sit in the back of the classroom 
[x] I never participate in class discussions. 
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[x] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[x] I talk quietly.
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me. 
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
Total: 16

GOTHIC
[x] I wear black. 
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies. 
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings. 
[x] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night. 
[ ] I have black fingernails. 
[ ] I wear a long black coat. (its green)
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies. 
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[x] I love black humor. 
[ ] I love pain.
[ ] People think I'm crazy. 
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people 
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers. 
[ ] People are scared of me. 
Total: 6

WEIRDO
[x] I talk to myself. 
[ ] I say really random things all the time/have to say it out loud. 
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me. 
[ ] I walk really funny. 
[x] I have a very different sense of style. 
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often. 
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes. 
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices. 
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets 
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery. 
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me. 
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing. 
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused. 
Total: 9

ANTISOCIAL
[x] I hate/dislike most people. 
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare 
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me. 
[x] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all learn their lesson. 
[/] I live in my room, writing in my diary. (PLAYING ON MY COMPUTER)
[x] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[x] I never greet anyone. 
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly. 
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak. 
[x] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth. 
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp4 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am. 
[x] People have said I'm antisocial. 
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways? 
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner. 
[x] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 12.5

SKATER 
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun. 
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk. 
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games
[ ] I have shaggy hair. 
[ ] I wear baggy pants. 
[ ] I wear only skater shoes. 
[ ] I always wear hoodies. 
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder. 
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games win.  
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 0

GANGSTER/HOOD
[ ] I say 'yo'. 
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low. 
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and Hoe's
[ ] I'm a thug.  
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol. 
[ ] I don't give a fuck about school.  
[ ] I steal/have stolen before 
[ ] I freestyle. 
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch. 
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my nigs. ( nooo i don't like that word )
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out. 
Total: 0

BULLY
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money. 
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me. 
[ ] I get in trouble all the time. 
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an a**hole.
[ ] People have called me a bully. 
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking. 
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before. 
[ ] People are afraid of me. 
[ ] People know not to mess with me. 
[ ] I'm taller than most people my age. 
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes. 
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead. 
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking. 
Total: 0

GAMER
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy. 
[ ] DDR & Guitar Hero 
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game. 
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games. 
[x] I even play a lot of computer games. 
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often. 
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games 
[ ] All I talk about is video games. 
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before 
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games. 
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[x] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most 
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most. 
[x] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity. 
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game. 
Total: 7

GIRLY
[ ] I have long hair.
[ ] I wear make up every day. 
[ ] I carry a purse.  
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider. 
[ ] I paint my nails 
[ ] I use perfume 
[/] I keep my nails clean/shaped (clean)
[x] I shower regularly 
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[x] I like to accessorize 
[x] I like flowers. 
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father.
[/] I like hanging out with girls than boys. 
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping. 
[x] I watch my weight/ count calories. 
[x] I plan outfits ahead of time 
[x] People say I have a soft/sweet voice. 
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day 
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc 
Total: 7

BOYISH
[x] I have short hair. 
[x] I hate doing laundry.
[x] I like war type video games. 
[ ] I like playing or watching sports
[ ] People say I have a deep voice.
[ ] I'm more like my dad than my mom. 
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends. 
[x] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me. 
[ ] There's only two emotions 
[ ] I shower only when I start to notice I stink 
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot. 
[ ] My room isn't neat. 
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers.
[ ] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[x] I like to play rough with dogs. 
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight. 
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[ ] I don't read 
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it. 
Total: 6



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ahaaww I'm a shy emo comedian
screwed up